Hi, I am Stan Cullimore, and thanks for dropping by. This website tells you what I've been doing since I left The Housemartins, why - and also gives you the chance to ask any questions (if you can be bothered).

Before I go any further I ought to warn any of you from the UK that I am DEFINITELY NOT a famous footballer. That would be Stan Collymore. If you're looking for him you've misspelt his name and come to the wrong place.

Phew, got that out of the way. Now, if you're still reading this you may be wondering why I have bothered to put together this website. Good question! Well, the answer is that my cousin Alan designs these things and is convinced that the world will be a better place for having more of them.
 

Now for a bit of Potted History ... next page